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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

alarm system, Communication Issues, compromise, confronting spouse, day trips, Digital Detox, family time, healthy habits, Instagram addiction, irrational fears, mental health, Minecraft, outdoor activities, PARANOIA, quality time, relationship problems, screen time, Server, social media addiction, social media usage, SocialMediaAddict, tiktok addiction

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9126	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

WeddingCraft2021

acceptance, adoption, bio dad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, love, Memory, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special role, stepdad, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	159	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Save the Creepers!

#sustainability, Altruism, Animals, Awareness, Biodiversity, coexistence, compassion, conservation, CREEPERS, ecosystem, Empathy, endangered, Environment, Extinction, Humanity, preservation, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, Save, species, wildlife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ores Mined:	5156	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

blocks, brain cells, cognition, Communication, concept cells, he, hippocampus, image, Language, linking, Memory, Minds.., name.., neurology, neuroscience, palooza, person, Pronoun, Pronouns, research, Sentence, She, study, Tracking

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Votes:	4965
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

1.21.1, Active players, Adventure, Bedrock break, Carpet Duping, Discord, end fight, gamemode, Griefing, Ip:, map size, Minecraft, Netheroof, new, PvP, Render Distance, semi anarchy, SemiMadness, Server, smp, Tnt, Tree, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Tree SMP Minecraft Server

Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

2. What is the server’s Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

3. When is the end fight taking place?

The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

4. What are the server rules?

Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

5. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

Godot Fork Minecraft Server

Beta Testing, bug fixes, coding, collaboration, Community, Development, Fork, game engine, Godot, long term, Minecraft, ongoing, open source, programming, progress, Project, Server, software, Software Development, Status, Technology, update

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1872	Star Shards Collected:	94
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

BROKEN, Computer Hardware, customer satisfaction, customer service, faulty product, gaming equipment, Graphics Card, hardware issue, malfunction, Minecraft, product defect, Repair, repair process, repair service, replacement parts, return policy, RX 7800 XT, smp, tech support, technical support, Troubleshooting, warranty, warranty coverage, warranty repair

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, blended families, Christmas stress, coping with change, Divorce, emotional boundaries, emotional processing, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, family dynamics after divorce, family gatherings, Family Support, holiday plans, holiday traditions, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, parental approval, parental relationships, parents dating, personal boundaries, Server, XmasBoyfriendNotReady

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	2572
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

SisGone4Garden

communication breakdown, domestic disputes, emotional distress, Eviction, family conflict, Family Support, garden dispute, grass vs garden, Home ownership, legal action, living arrangements, marital priorities, neighbor interference, parenting decisions, police involvement, property boundaries, property rights, roommate problems, sibling rivalry, SisGone4Garden, sister drama

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	278	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MineTime Madness

digital addiction, excessive screen time, highest screen time, madness, minetime, screen addiction, screen time, screen time awareness, screen time balance, screen time boundaries, screen time effects, screen time habits, screen time impact, screen time limits, screen time management, screen time monitoring, screen time recommendations, screen time statistics, screen time tips, screen time tracking, screen time trends, technology use

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!