MBH Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, cousins, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, grudges, Minecraft, Noobcraft, offensive, refusing, Resentment, Server, travel, uncle’s family, Upset, wasted money

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4370
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Votes:	7331

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family – or just blow up their creations if they annoy you! No need to worry about being too old for grudges here, because on our server, revenge is a dish best served pixelated.

Forget about wasting money on trips with relatives you can’t stand – spend your time crafting epic structures and battling mobs instead. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure with like-minded players who won’t invite your annoying cousins without your consent? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

MommaCraft: Unleash the Chaos

blended families, Chaos, control issues, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, half siblings, inclusion, Jealousy, MommaCraft, parenting, sibling rivalry, step siblings, Unleash

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Star Shards Collected:	253
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, fights, and family feuds that will make you forget all about your own problems.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the chaos as players fight for control, alliances are formed and broken, and everyone’s trying to figure out who’s really on their side.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s more messed up than your family tree. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a Minecraft server that’s crazier than real life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TraumaCraft SMP: WorstEverEvent

coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional healing, healing journey, mental health, mental resilience, Mental well-being, mindfulness, overcoming trauma, personal trauma, ptsd, recovery process, self-care, smp, support system, Therapy, trauma survivors, trauma therapy, TraumaCraft, traumatic event, traumatic experiences, traumatic memories, WorstEverEvent

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about boring old trauma again! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be too busy laughing to remember any of your past woes. Plus, we have a secret therapy room where you can vent all your feelings to a virtual llama therapist named Dr. Alpaca. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of support anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! So come join us and leave your trauma at the door – unless you want to build a haunted house with it, in which case, go right ahead!

LoveCraftedLOL

adoration, Affection, attraction, Caring, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotional connection, infatuation, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, LoveCraftedLOL, partner, relationships, romantic feelings, Significant Other, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ores Mined:	6617
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are the creepers giving you heart-shaped explosions? Are the skeletons shooting heart arrows at you instead of regular ones? Well, those are just some of the signs that you’re in love with our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find true love in the form of pixelated mobs and blocky landscapes. Who needs a date when you have a diamond pickaxe and a loyal pet wolf by your side? Come join us and let the love (and the laughs) flow!

NukeCraft Server: Lukashenko’s Wild Claims

aggression, Belarus, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, Military, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Statement, Tension, threat, Ukraine, War, Wild

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we have so many crazy explosions and chaos that u won’t know what hit u!

imagine this: u and ur friends are building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, cuz that’s just the beginning of the fun on this server!

we also have insane pvp battles where u can show off ur skills and dominate the competition. trust me, u won’t find a more intense and hilarious server anywhere else!

join now and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might even become the ruler of this crazy world!

KurskCraft: Bridge Wars

aggression, border, Bridge.., Conflict, Defense, Destroyed, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, RETALIATION, russia, Russian supply bridges, Tension, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	17185
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the action like ukraine destroying russian supply bridges in the epic battle of kursk! kyiv says it’s lit fam! build ur own supply bridges and defend them against enemy attacks, or go on the offensive and wreak havoc on ur enemies’ infrastructure! join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and chaos! who needs politics when u can have minecraft battles instead? let’s get this bread, gamers!

SulphurSizzleCraft

10. Research findings, 11. Environmental policy, 12. Carbon footprint, 13. Pollution control, 14. Ocean pollution, 15. Sustainable shipping, 16. Environmental regulations, 17. Emission reduction, 18. Climate science, 19. Environmental consequences, 2. Ships, 20. Environmental studies., 3. Global warming, 4. Study, 5. Environmental impact, 6. Climate change, 7. Air pollution, 8. Marine transportation, 9. Greenhouse gases, Sulphur emissions, SulphurSizzleCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	2630	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so, like, u know how ships, like, go vroom vroom in the ocean n stuff? well, turns out they been, like, spewin out less sulphur now, which, like, sounds good, right? but nooo, it actually makin global warmin happen faster! so, like, come join our minecraft server and help us fight against the evil ships tryna ruin the planet! plus, we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, let’s save the world together, one block at a time!

LunchCraft Server: UK Edition

American influence, americanized, americanized uk, british food, convenience food, Edition, lunch on the go, lunch snacks, Lunchables, lunchables brand, lunchables controversy, lunchables culture, lunchables flavors, lunchables history, lunchables in the uk, lunchables ingredients, lunchables nostalgia, lunchables packaging, lunchables uk, lunchables variety, LunchCraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where lunchables are not only a thing in the UK, but they are the currency of choice! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we trade in lunchables. Want to buy a new enchanted sword? Just toss a few lunchables at the merchant and it’s yours!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Lunchable Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing lunchables from unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down and claim their stash for yourself?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where lunchables reign supreme and anything can happen!

SMP_CraftyCorpse: “Why are corporations so useless at R&D Minecraft SMP”

Academia, Apple, Budget, business strategy, collaboration, Competition, Corporations, creativity, efficiency, Groundbreaking Inventions, innovation, intellectual property, Investment, market trends, Minecraft, Polished Versions, product development, Profitability, rd, research and development, smp, SMP_CraftyCorpse, Technology, useless

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

SisterStealsGirlName Minecraft Server

baby girl, Blame, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, Drama, Elizabeth, Emily, emma, family members, favorite girl name, husband’s sister, Katherine, Minecraft, pawns, Pregnancy, RELATIVES, Seraphina, Server, SisterStealsGirlName, stealing a name, timeless names

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and experience the thrill of naming your virtual baby only to have your sister-in-law steal it right from under your pixelated nose.

Witness the epic battles between family members over who gets to use the name Seraphina for their Minecraft baby. Will you be the one to stir up drama and make the whole server turn against each other? Or will you rise above the chaos and create a new name for your blocky offspring?

Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the Minecraft world hangs in the balance. Join now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to use your virtual babies as pawns in a game of name-stealing madness. Let the drama begin!