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VibezzMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Custom Items Custom Mobs Custom World Age-Gated Community Friendly Adventure PvP Minigames Economy Roleplay Creative Factions Skyblock Hardcore Pixelmon Skywars Prison Whitelisted

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Adult Age-Gated Minecraft Server! Entrance is mandatory age gate! Friendly community + Survival + Custom Items Custom Mobs + Custom World + No Planned Resets

play.vibezzmc.com

Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

AutoEconomy

buy and sell, christmas, Community, early access, Economy, enemies, Events, Factions, Friends, gameplay, Goods, java edition, Land claiming, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, PvP, server hosting, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	6678
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

A vanilla+ economy survival server. You can use proximity vc, claim plots of land, buy and sell goods, make friends, kill enemies. Going into early access THIS CHRISTMAS.

Edition: Java Version: 1.20.1

51.79.46.224

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, gamedev experience, helpful links, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8179
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the city was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the gamedev experience of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, Android, appstore, gameplay video, general, Gorbad, Hotfix 5.3.1, Ios, LEGIO COMITATENSES, Minecraft, News, Older Titles, Omens of Destruction Trailer, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, TOTAL, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7791
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Potions Brewed:	55
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Votes:	7279	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	953296	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1905
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.