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ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Items Found:	8991
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mines Excavated:	2524
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!