May 17th Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zelensky’s Mobilization Madness Minecraft Server – Join the Fun Today!

civilians, confiscate, conscription, Defense, demobilization, Draft dodgers, enforcement, Fun, Government, Join, legislation, madness, May 17th, Military, military service, Minecraft, mobilization, mobilization law, national security, power, Property, RIGHTS, Server, Today, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to hide from Zelensky’s crazy new laws! Join us before May 17th and avoid having your car and property confiscated by the military. Plus, we promise not to strip your rights or cancel your demobilization – because who needs that kind of drama in their virtual world? Come join us for some peace, relaxation, and a whole lot of block-building fun!

The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

Absolute, absolute state, absolute state of this, CARD, comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, State, tags, this card

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, consent, empowerment, healing, hurt, Justice, Lube, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, rape, Recovery, Server, sexual assault, Support, survivor, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

/Red /Mug /Under /Ground /Minecraft SMP

biggest football club, football analysis, football club debate, football fandom, Football Fans, football supporters, ground, Minecraft, mug, red, RMUG, smp, soccer clubs, sports arguments, sports community, sports controversy, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports opinions, sports passion, team loyalty, team rivalry

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crops Grown:	6605

Are you tired of arguing with your friends about which football club is the best? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have settled the biggest football club debate once and for all! Join us and show off your love for your favorite team by building epic stadiums and hosting virtual matches with other players. Who needs real-life football when you can kick a virtual ball around in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where all the retired football legends hang out and play Minecraft together. Want to join them for a game of virtual footie? Then hop on our server and start building your way to fame and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s kick some virtual balls together!

What is the IP for More Lachlan Minecraft Server?

battle royal, battle royale, Bronze, chapter 2, chapter 4, duos, epic games, esports, fortnite, fortnite battle royale, fortniteupdate, games, Gaming, lachlan, lachy, lachydachy, laclan, lacy, mccreamy, Minecraft, new season, poggies, power, PUBG, pwr, Race, RANK, ranked, rlcs, ROAD, rocketleague, Server, to, unreal, update, video games, warzone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	259	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Endless Night Skies:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

More Lachlan is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a unique blend of folk, pop, and rock influences, More creates music that resonates with listeners on a deep emotional level. His captivating performances and honest songwriting have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry. More continues to create impactful music that connects with audiences around the world.

Anime Loop Breaker Minecraft Server

Anime, anime industry, Audience, Breaker, CONTENT, cool-looking, cute, dreams, Fans, feedback loop, introverted, loop, Mecha, Minecraft, negative tendencies, Peter Pan syndrome, Project, Psychology, Reality, reassess, Server, society, VALUES, Young girls

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Emeralds Found:	6607	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to break the feedback loop of cute and cool-looking content that has trapped the anime industry! Our server is a wild ride of adventure and insanity, where you can escape the Peter Pan syndrome and embrace reality in the most epic way possible.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where mecha and cute young girls come to life, where you can interact with society in ways you never thought possible. Say goodbye to superficial information and hello to a community that will make you reassess everything you thought you knew about reality.

So why join our server? Because we offer a unique experience that will stimulate your senses and challenge your perceptions. Dive into a world where the impossible becomes possible, and where you can finally get along well with reality in the most mind-blowing way imaginable.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the cul-de-sac of cute and cool-looking content – join our server now and let the adventure begin!

The Bitcoin Harddrive Guy Is Back Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, bribery, Council, Court, cryptocurrency, determination, Digital Currency, fortune, guy, harddrive, Hope, investigation, landfill, legal battle, lost treasure, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, Recovery, smp, Treasure hunt, valuable, wealth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Animals Bred:	195	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and help the bitcoin harddrive guy find his lost treasure buried deep within our virtual landfills! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some virtual bitcoins worth millions! Plus, you’ll get to witness the epic saga of a man on a mission to recover his digital fortune, complete with bribing virtual councils and digging through endless blocks of dirt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! Join now and become a part of this crazy adventure!

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

4chan, ANONYMOUS, Assistance, Blockheads, Captcha, Community, confusion, Crafty, forum, Frustration, Help, imageboard, internet, Minecraft, ONLINE, Posting, question.., Server, Support, Technology, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or even participate in a chicken dance-off competition. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who can find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

C R E A T U R E C O M M A N D O S M I N E C R A F T S M P

#DCU, action-packed, canon, comic adaptation, comic book adaptation, comic book characters, CREATURE COMMANDOS, dc universe, fan reaction, Gunn family, Gunns DCU, hype, military team, premiere episodes, SuperHero, supernatural creatures, Television series, TV, TV premiere, tv show

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1761	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a TV show on steroids! We boot off players in epic fashion, just like a reality TV show!
Our first two episodes have already premiered and let me tell you, the drama is off the charts! From backstabbing alliances to epic battles for resources, this server has it all!
And the best part? This is all CANON! That’s right, your Minecraft adventures on our server are part of the official lore of our server universe. Who needs Marvel or DC when you can be a part of the Gunns DCU?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of the most outrageous and exciting Minecraft SMP out there! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAH1.SKYBARS.ME

Ki-Jana’s Dutch Minecraft Server

Dutch, dutch community, Dutch culture, dutch ethnicity, dutch heritage, Dutch history, dutch humor, dutch identity, dutch jokes, Dutch language, dutch names, dutch nationality, dutch origins, Dutch people, dutch pride, dutch slang, Dutch society, dutch stereotypes, Dutch traditions, Ki-Jana Hoever, KiJanas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Dutch people reign supreme and everyone’s name is as unique as Ki-Jana Hoever! Join us for a wild ride filled with windmills, tulips, and endless blocks to mine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret stash of cheese wheels guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. And if you manage to tame one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a hidden village where the villagers speak only in memes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing cows and disco sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Dutch-themed Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Ki-Jana Hoever himself!