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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 666 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 3176 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.
but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.
so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
