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ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Towns Built:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	152
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	3670	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	1457
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
New Chunks Explored:	893146	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4315	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	78	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	81	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1595	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!