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CraftyMature: Where even the creepers have more maturity than ‘femanon’
Are you tired of being told to GTFO because you look too young? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all ages, even if you look seventeen but are actually a 90-year-old granny! Join us for some wild adventures and build your dream world where age is just a number and fun is endless. Plus, we have a secret underground club where only the oldest players are allowed – so get ready to party like it’s 1899! -
Boomer Blockheads
Are you tired of zoomers being total losers and jerking off to drawings instead of interacting with real women? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to sad and pathetic behavior. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. So come on, join us and start living your best blocky life! -
ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?
So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!
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GovCunnyCraft: The ultimate Minecraft server where government agrees that cunny is the exception! Join now for non-stop fun!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t take into account your missed opportunities for teen sex? Look no further! Join our server and you won’t just be building blocks, you’ll be building relationships with like-minded individuals who also missed out on cunny during their teenage years. Our server is a safe space for those who are looking to make up for lost time and experience the joys of teen sex in a virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to a more fulfilling digital love life! -
BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!
Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!
And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!
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Konohaven: Where Minecraft players are always 18+ in maturity, but zero percent in skill!
Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview
Server Version 1.20.2 Fabric Server Location Eastern US Difficulty Hard Server Settings Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled Features Single-Player Sleep, Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods, Live Map Additional Details:
Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competition encouraged.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards for participating.
Community Neighborhoods: Focus on playing together, building at spawn optional.
If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.
How to whitelist:
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Terra Noodles: A server for big kids with small brains and lots of imagination!
Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview:
Features Description Diamond Economy Player-driven economy with over 15 thriving player-operated stores. Weekly Events Agility-testing parkour challenges, building contests, PvP tournaments. BlueMap Explore the world of Terra Nova with our interactive map. Community 18+ community of mature and friendly players. No P2W No pay-to-win features, progression based on hard work. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer Is Terra Nova suitable for players under 18? No, Terra Nova is specifically for players 18 years and older. Can I buy in-game advantages with real money? No, Terra Nova does not sell ranks, items, or perks for real money. How can I join Terra Nova? Visit our website at https://terranovasmp.net/ to find out how to join. Is there a Discord server for Terra Nova? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh -
LegacyCraft: Where semi-vanilla means we only use 50% vanilla, and our dynmap is just a map of our cat’s sleeping spots.
LegacyCraft Server Overview
Server Type Community Oriented Launch Date Coming Soon Discord Join Discord Rules
- Treat everyone with respect.
- Must be 14 years or older (exceptions based on maturity).
- Follow Discord Terms of Service: Discord TOS
- Include the word “guitar” in your application.
- Swearing allowed, but do not disrespect others.
- No hacking in Minecraft, strict prohibition.
- Use common sense.
Our server has yet to launch, so join now to be part of all the action!
FAQ
Question Answer When does the server launch? The launch date is coming soon. Is there an age requirement? Players must be 14 years or older, with exceptions for maturity. Can I swear in the server? Swearing is allowed, but disrespectful behavior will be punished. What happens if I hack in Minecraft? Hacking is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban. -
Unlimited Potatoes on SPUDCRAFT! Join now for free buttery spuds! Exclusive for all players!
Server Name SpudCraft Overview SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a trust-based diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature and interactive community. Questions & Answers:
- What is SpudCraft?
- SpudCraft is a community brought together to share our love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe trusting community.
- What do we have to offer?
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- A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
- An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
- Simple voice chat mod just like they use in HermitCraft
- Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
- 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
- Kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
- Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
- How can I join SpudCraft?
- Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe