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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3959 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.
So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.