Matthew Zukowski Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Chores, Confrontation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Decision making, distractions, escapism, fear, Find, mental health, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, School, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, Server, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	1184	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

acceptance, Beloved, biboo, blocky, Breakups, Cancelling, Community, Emotional healing, gawr gura, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, koseki bijou, learning to move on, letting go, love, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moving, moving forward, Opinions, streaming, Support, Thoughts, unsubscribing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1955
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	159
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, Chaos, concern, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doubt, Expectations, fear, Future, Gnome, lol, Mystery, nervousness, Players, Questioning, roam, Surprise, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Votes:	4750	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventure is written in the stars! Join now for epic quests and battles!

Advanced Quest, Adventure, Battles, Campaign, Drop Rates, Epic, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, FateCraft, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Join, Learning with Manga, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, News, Quests, Rateups, Servant Info, Stars, summon, The Floating Island of Innocents, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	9286
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and advanced quests that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where you can summon water monsters to fight by your side, just like in Fate/Grand Order! And don’t even get me started on the Water Monsters Crisis – it’s a battle like no other, set on a floating island of innocents!

But that’s not all – we have a special campaign where you can learn with manga and collaborate with FGO characters in ways you never thought possible! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, evolutionary biology, facial features, genetics, hookup culture, Insecurities, jawline genetics, JawlineCraft, Jawlines, Masculinity, masculinity norms, perfect, physical appearance, pixelated, Players, relationships, self esteem, self worth, sexual attraction, societal expectations, societal standards

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4087	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

Anime, anime girl’s, best friends, comedy, COSPLAY, Edition, friendship, Gaming, high school, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, LolCraft, luckier girls, Lucky, lucky charms, Lucky Star, Manga, Otaku, pair, school life, slice of life, star

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

Accountability, BUILD, challenge, Cheating, Competition, control, corrupt, Corruption, Deception, Democracy, dishonesty, election, election fraud, Empires, Fairness, FraudCraft, fraudulence, game on, Liberals, Manipulation, Politics, power, Practice, Shenanigans, strategy, Tactics, Voting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	21

Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!

LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

Ancient civilization, ancient mythology, blocky, Born, BUILD, concubine, CREW, divine lineage, Empires, Epic, eponym, Herakles, Hyperborean, Latin culture, Latin heritage, LatinoCraft, Latinus, leader of the Latins, legendary hero, legendary leader, Myth, mythical origin, mythological ancestry, mythological figure, Nordic, Prisoner

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Potions Brewed:	168	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

action, Adventure, Announcements, butt, Challenging, Combat, Crafty, diamonds, dont, Fancy, FANTASY, FIREBALLS, Gaming, INTENSE, kick, no fancy announcement, no stupid speech, offscreen, RPG, Screen, Server, strategy, sucker punch, surprise attack, TEAM, Thrilling, unexpected, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	6171
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	196

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?