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RespawnRave

#gamer, Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming burnout, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming fatigue, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming motivations, gaming nostalgia, gaming preferences, gaming trends, lack of interest in gaming, losing interest in gaming, passion for gaming, reasons for losing interest in gaming, RespawnRave, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming veins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.

So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

BlockyMedClinic

BlockyMedClinic, Cancer, cell therapy, Chronic illnesses, Clinic, clinical trials, diabetes, Disease treatment, genetic disorders, groundbreaking research, health care, Innovative treatments, medical advancements, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, stem cells, Therapy, treatments

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Endless Night Skies:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

hEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE STEM CELLS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

YOU WANT TO CURE CANCER? DIABETES? PARKINSON’S? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR STEM CELLS GOT YOU COVERED, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT BLOCK FORM.

WE’VE GOT A WHOLE CLINIC SET UP WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THESE STEM CELLS WORK THEIR MAGIC, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HOSPITAL BUT WAY MORE FUN.

SO JOIN US TODAY AND WATCH AS THESE TINY LITTLE CELLS SAVE LIVES AND MAKE MINECRAFT A BETTER PLACE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!

RulerCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Enchanting, End.., Exploration, Factions, Farming, Mining, Nether, PvP, quartz, Redstone, Roleplay, RulerCraft, Shops, Survival, TOWN

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	6497	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours
What RulerCraft offers:
Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.
Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.
Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with challenging custom Bosses.
Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.
Check our Map: https://map.rulercraft.com
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD
Visit our website: www.rulercraft.com
IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock) play.rulercraft.com

FAQ

1. How do I start my own town or nation?

To start your own town or nation on RulerCraft, simply use the Towny feature and follow the in-game prompts to establish your settlement.

2. Can I join an existing town or nation?

Yes, you can join an existing town or nation by reaching out to its leaders and requesting to become a member.

3. How does the Economy system work?

The Economy on RulerCraft is dynamic and fair, with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth map for resource exchange.

4. What are the perks available on RulerCraft?

There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from on RulerCraft, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more.

5. Can I turn on PvP in the game?

Yes, PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and players can choose whether to enable it for themselves. Players with a red name have PvP activated.

6. How do Dungeons work on RulerCraft?

RulerCraft features custom dungeons with challenging bosses and mobs for players to defeat, offering valuable loot and experience points.

7. Is RulerCraft available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to join the server from any device.

Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, approach, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, consideration, Conversation, DATING, Ethereal, Etiquette, FLIRTING, hello, Interest, Realm, relationships, Respect, response, sensitivity, sex, tact, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

archive of our own, assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Dancing Angels Edition, demon Imp, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, Princess of Hell, Psyanon, rehabilitating, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	131	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

DadSaidWhatMC

amicable breakup, apologies, arguments, christmas, Communication, court order., DadSaidWhatMC, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, family, father daughter relationship, Festive, Grief, GRIEVING, legal adult, non-binary, selfish, stepsiblings, supportive

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4858
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7170
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

admitting., education, EMBARRASSMENT, growth, humility, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoobNotPro, personal development, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-improvement journey, shame, Shortcomings, Skills, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4849	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

BulkBlocksRUs

budget-friendly, bulk buying, bulk discounts, bulk items, bulk purchases, bulk shopping tips, BulkBlocksRUs, buy in bulk, cost effective, economic shopping, frugal living, grocery shopping, household essentials, long term savings, pantry staples, saving money, shopping tips, smart shopping, stock up, value packs, wholesale

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	7640
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!