Matt Holland Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	9359	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2161	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	59
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	396
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6004
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Potions Brewed:	72	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	6160
Emeralds Found:	2975	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!