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MineParentVillage

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you a single parent trying to navigate the treacherous waters of raising kids in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with helpful villagers who will babysit your little ones while you mine for diamonds. Need a break from the chaos of parenting in the virtual world? Our support system includes virtual therapy sessions with a wise old Minecraft wizard who will help you navigate the ups and downs of parenthood.

But wait, there’s more! Our community resources include a secret underground daycare run by friendly creepers who promise not to explode (most of the time). So come join us on this epic adventure and let us help you raise your Minecraft kids in style!

RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity

activism, crushin, feminist movement, gender-based violence, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, iran, METOO, MIDDLE EAST, political repression, protest, rape, RapeCraft, resistance, security forces, sexual violence, social justice, uprising, UPRISINGS, violence against women, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2278	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!

ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad

aging, aging gracefully, bad, bad shoulder, body awareness, body changes, flexibility, Good, good shoulder, health, Injury prevention, joint pain, left, left shoulder, Mobility, muscle strength, Old, physical therapy, Rehabilitation, right shoulder, self-care, shoulder pain, ShoulderCraft, young

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7766
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun!

PixelPaws Minecraft Server

animation, Anthropomorphic, art, character design, Character development, character portrayal, controversy, criticism, entertainment industry, Fandom, FANTASY, female character, fictional character, Furry, gender stereotypes, internet culture, media representation, Minecraft, objectification, PixelPaws, Server, Sexualization, social commentary

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a custom skin of a super sexy fox lady that will make you question your own sanity! Join now to experience the ultimate blend of blocky gameplay and questionable arousal! Who knew pixels could be so hot?

MaxiCraft Minecraft Server

ancient rome, bloodthirsty, Chaos, cuck, Dead, emperor, Emperor Maximus, Empire, Historical figures, Life, luxurious, maxicraft, Maximus, Minecraft, power, Republic, Republic of Rome, roman empire, Rome, Server, Son, Supreme power, Unbelievably

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.

Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, anger, Boyfriend, car shopping, Communication, Commute, Conflict, Driving, Frustration, hounding, insurance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, oversleeping, relationship, Reliability, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, Server, SleepyCraft, Transportation, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	137	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	4602	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!

adult behavior, adult son, banning, basement, BlockBanned, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, moms, online behavior, online gaming, parental control, parenting, punishment, raising children, sexist behavior, teenage boy, verbal abuse, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.

Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.

We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.

So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!

GazaCeaseFire2021

American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	8241
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	234	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

CrazyCatCraft

BIZARRE, Cats, Communication, CrazyCatCraft, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, culture, Diversity, Felines, Global, internet, ONLINE, perspective, Pets, social media, society, Technology, Unique, virtual, world wide web

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

LOL come join this server cuz we have CATS EVERYWHERE, like seriously, they run the show here. We got cat kingdoms, cat castles, even cat cafes where you can sip on milk while petting a fluffy feline. It’s a purr-fect paradise for all you cat lovers out there. Plus, rumor has it that the cats are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one meow at a time. So if you want to be part of the ultimate cat conspiracy, hop on this server and join the fur-ocious fun!

CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

Australia, Best covid clips, Clips, covid, covid shot mandates, CovidCraft, crazier things, dead lying in the streets, GOOGLE, Hiding, inconsistencies, Insanity, interstate border closures, italy, Lies, Links, lockdowns, Masks, Never forget, personal anecdotes, SAVED, scrubbed, Server, Videos

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	5527
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8150	New Chunks Explored:	446416
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?