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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3847 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 718 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.
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