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HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	9070	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mines Excavated:	1033	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	161

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6409
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5744
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.