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Big Rig Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

AHLWFEFE, Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHS, Zone, ZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF, ZZZFriends

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our latest update “Virtual Revenge”! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and sandwiches (yes, you read that right).

Embark on epic quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai” where you’ll uncover secrets, battle virtual foes, and maybe even find the best sandwich in the game. But beware, because in our world, sandwiches come a knockin’ and you better be ready to defend yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards like the ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you in our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate sandwich warrior in our virtual battlefield mayhem. See you there!

KvadronCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, beautiful map, Cases, Economy, in-game currency, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vulture

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchantments Applied:	167
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.

play.kvadronmc.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Adol, AI translations, Crafty, Daybreak 2, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, guides, hajimari, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, president, saves, Server, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ores Mined:	8922	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Emeralds Found:	7664	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!

We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!

The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

#forum guidelines, disrespectful behavior., forum culture, forum moderation, forum posting rules, forum rules, internet behavior, Minecraft, NoSelfie, offensive language, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online forums, online forums etiquette, online posting, personal boundaries, self picture posts, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, appreciation, Arachnid, bi-weeklies, cute, Edgy, Kid, Minecraft, Octopus Girl, Sensei, series, Server, spider man

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	910	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ores Mined:	1048
Alien Abductions:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8616
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

70728308, ALL ARE WELCOME, Blowjob under mask edition, bond with other anons, bully, Game, general, hang out, Minecraft, no nut november, NUTTY, participating, post porn, smp, Tease, Thread

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crops Grown:	9423
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alpha, alpha lover, alpha male, blocky, dominant force, dominant lover, dominant partner, erotic control, erotic dominance, God of Lust, love, lustful deity, lustful god, lustful master, Minecraft, primal desire, primal passion, seductive beast, seductive force, Server, Sexual Behemoth, sexual power, sexual prowess, The Dominator

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a Sexual Behemoth, the God of Lust, the Dominator, the Alpha of all Alphas!

Join our server and experience a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, traps, and explosive sheep. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits, my friends.