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CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed

annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CraftyDreamsMC

anxiety, atrial fibrillation, CraftyDreamsMC, deep sleep, depression, hypertension, inadequate sleep, irregular sleep, obesity, psychiatric disorders, rem sleep, research

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

join this cray cray minecraft server and say goodbye to all your sleep problems! our server is so lit that you will be so hooked, you won’t even remember what sleep is! we guarantee that you will be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you will forget all about your pesky sleep schedule.

come join us and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations. who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate minecraft warrior, ruling the virtual world like a boss?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to sleepless nights and endless fun! who needs sleep anyway when you can be the master of your own minecraft universe? let’s get crafting, mining, and slaying together!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Buildings Constructed:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	6320	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dimension Hops:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Emeralds Found:	537	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	61
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	85
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Zombie Dances:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	170
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2706	Emeralds Found:	3433
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	9929
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	New Chunks Explored:	137490
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!