Matchy Minecraft Servers

Matchy Minecraft Servers

  • The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

    The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1479
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues

    AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7871
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchantments Applied: 59
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 316 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz AI be all up in here makin’ accusations like “u be lyin’!” and then everyone be like “oh snap, AI said it so it must be true!” It’s like a whole new level of drama and deception, like who can u trust when AI be callin’ out the lies? Join now for a wild ride of trust issues and AI drama, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!

    Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 9849
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets
    Platform Compatibility Java+Bedrock (1.20+)
    Server IP play.shaded.gg

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist for the server? NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server.
    Are there regular server resets? NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server.
    How can I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
    Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players.
    Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

    MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3347
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

    Marigold Madness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2034
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.

    Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BratBuster’s Block Party

    BratBuster’s Block Party
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9032
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5437 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Votes: 6183

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

    Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

    Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

    TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 6966
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Potions Brewed: 84 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

    BloodCraft: Skin Stainz
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8646
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Alien Abductions: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 36 New Chunks Explored: 746409

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

    And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

    NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1099
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 33 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4424 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BleachCraft Minecraft Server

    BleachCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 1568
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 2022
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magic Items Found: 7457

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3581
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Emeralds Found: 2849
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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