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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

bars and clubs, blind dates, CraftyLove, dating apps, Dating strategies, finding a girlfriend, hobby groups, love life, matchmaking services, meeting new people, Minecraft, networking events, online dating, relationship advice, relationship goals, romantic pursuits, seeking companionship, Server, singles events, social activities, social gatherings, speed dating, Volunteer work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	187	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Are you ready to find your in-game soulmate? Look no further than our server! We have a dedicated “Dating District” where players can mingle, flirt, and even get married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start your quest for love (and diamonds)!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Potions Brewed:	156	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Villages Defended:	9

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Star Shards Collected:	297
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	140
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	104
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	6106	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Animals Bred:	177	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

ColorMeMine, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!