Masturbation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBationStation

self gratification, BlockyBationStation, self-exploration, sexual health, self pleasure frequency analysis

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.

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FapCraft Minecraft Server

sensual images, self pleasure, imagination, sexual release, sexual desires

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us if you want to fap to the most epic builds and creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Our players have taken building to a whole new level, with structures so magnificent they’ll make you forget all about traditional porn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Fap Olympics”, where players compete in building challenges that will test your creativity and speed like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your fapping skills in this epic competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience a whole new world of fapping fun!

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StarfishIncestCraft

Regeneration, StarfishIncestCraft, biology, marine environment, marine conservation

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

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Blocky Bate Minecraft Server

Unconventional, shame, Personal, Private, Public

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where the weirdest and most embarrassing places you’ve masturbated are just the tip of the iceberg. From hidden dungeons filled with naughty secrets to giant phallic-shaped structures, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to watch players mine in their birthday suits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players engage in… unconventional activities.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

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DickStroker Minecraft Server

DickStroker, self pleasure, Masturbation, self love, self-care

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the players are just as wild and crazy as you are! We’ve got players stroking their…creativity and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. It’s a freak show of epic proportions, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. So come on, join us and let your inner freak flag fly!

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FapCraft Minecraft Server

Climax, explicit content, Mature, Minecraft, solo play

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is filled with petite older women who will make you forget all about your last fap session. Join now for a wild ride filled with pixelated cougars and endless adventures. Just don’t let the creepers catch you in the act!

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Frieren’s Shameless Minecraft Server

comedic relief, manga scene, mimicry, fantasy world, awkward situation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who uses a mimic to…uh…pleasure themselves. Yes, you read that right. Join us for some truly unforgettable and questionable experiences. Who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll come across on our server? So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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BlockyBaeFinder

self-care, sexual arousal, self-pleasuring, erotic thoughts, sexual release

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your questionable browsing history? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be too busy building pixelated castles to even remember who you last masturbated to! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a secret love affair with a blocky pig. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Jerk Offs

Jerk, Alone Time, emotional release, self gratification, personal satisfaction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

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PixelCrush Minecraft Server

Crush, Honesty, Minecraft, Intimacy, secret

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to confess your love to your crush in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Build a giant statue of your crush out of blocks, write a love letter in pixel art, or even create a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of embarrassing secrets to reach your crush’s heart.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can send secret messages to your crush through in-game chat. Just imagine the look on their face when they log in and see your heartfelt (or slightly creepy) confession!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the love (and the hilarity) flow!

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