masturbated – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ParanoiaCraft: Conspiracy Theory Server

BELIEF, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Evidence, exposure, FEARS, harmed, Impact, Intentions, lead, mental health, NEGATIVE, observed, ParanoiaCraft, paranoid thoughts, researchers, Server, suspicions, theory

so, like, have u ever wondered if ur brain was being controlled by like, aliens or something? well, on our server, we encourage all the conspiracy theories u can think of! join us and let ur paranoia run wild as u build ur own secret underground bunker to protect urself from the lizard people. but watch out, cuz u never know who might be watching u… 👽🕵️‍♂️

come join us for a wild ride of uncovering government secrets and decoding hidden messages in the blocks. who knows, u might even discover the truth behind herobrine and why he’s always watching u from the shadows. but don’t worry, we got ur tin foil hats ready for u to wear while u explore the mysteries of our server. 🎩🔍

so if u wanna dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories and let ur imagination run wild, come join us on our server. just remember, the truth is out there… and it’s up to u to uncover it. 🛸🔮

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New Server IP
Jade Network

Community, Discord, Factions, Fun experience, gamemode, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcore Factions, Jade Network, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.jademc.net, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Server, Store, store.jademc.net, Survival, Website, www.jademc.net

Welcome to Jade.

We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.

IP: play.jademc.net Website: https://www.jademc.net Store: https://store.jademc.net Discord: https://jademc.net/discord

play.jademc.net

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New Server IP
Survival Donations PVP Recruitment In Moder from rubles server Minecraft

banner, Chief Moderator, cybites, deluxe, Donations, empress, FAITH, Helper, Lazy, Minecraft, Moderator, org, OWNER, PvP, Recruitment, Rubles, Server, Site, Survival, trademc

Empress (99r), Deluxe (139r) You Get Moderator after purchasing a helper (169r), owner (199r) Chief Moderator This gives us faith so that we believe you that you are a worthy moderator here is the site cybites.trademc.org

glassfish.exaroton.host:50836

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New Server IP
BlockVerse Minecraft Server

bishes, bishin, BlockVerse, DXM, feelings, fuckin, go, in my feelings, Lyrics, Minecraft, Mob, my Pepe, PepeReppin, PILLS, pop a Dex, Roll, round, Server, sip attack, Slow, STOP, take me, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs roll harder than a party bus on DXM pills! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate PepeReppin adventure, where PepeBishes bishin at you in slow motion.

But beware, once you pop a Dex and sip on that DXM, you’ll be in your feelings like never before. Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the wild ride that is waiting for them.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start, there’s no turning back from the crazy world of PepeReppin and DXM pills!

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Minecraft SMP: UohCraft – The Global Uooooooh Experience

Community, Corpos, discuss, discussion, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, Global, Hide, indies, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Off topic, online personalities, post, Raids, Report, shitposting, smp, Uoh, UohCraft, Uooooooh, Uooooooh Global, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! We have a community of hilarious VTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From the giant corpos with their flashy builds to the tiniest Indies with their quirky personalities, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, crazy pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground bases that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter and madness begin!

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ImplyCraft: GF Eviction Edition

accusations, age gap, allegations, Boundaries, Communication, Edition, Eviction, family, Friends, Gaming, Grooming, Implications, ImplyCraft, moving out, online friendships, overreaction, predator, relationships, social media, Trust, Tweeter, Ultimatums, YouTuber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are formed and adventures await!

Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?

But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.

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New Server IP
NoAppendixNoProblem

NoAppendixNoProblem

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your appendix again! That’s right, we guarantee that all players will have their appendix magically removed upon joining our server. Say goodbye to potential appendicitis and hello to a life of worry-free gaming! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of spleens who are always looking for new members to join their spleen-tastic adventures. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate organ-free Minecraft experience!

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New Server IP
DroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial incursion, airspace violation, defense systems, Denies, Diplomatic tension, downing, drone technology, DroneWars, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical dispute, international news, international relations, military conflict, military defense, Military operations, Minecraft, political controversy, Romania, Russian drones, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

lol u know where u won’t get denied? on our epic minecraft server! we don’t deny anything, especially not the fun u’ll have when u join us. like, u can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle against evil creepers. plus, we totally didn’t down any drones over ukraine, so u know we’re cool. come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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New Server IP
DroneDefenseCraft: Ukraine’s SoundSentry

acoustic drone detection, air defense, Army, cooperation, Copying, Defense, DroneDefenseCraft, Effective, innovation, low cost, Military, Network, option, SECURITY, SENSORS, SoundSentry, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraines

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have a network of 10,000 acoustic sensors just like Ukraine! We use them to detect sneaky creepers trying to blow up our epic builds. The U.S. Army is even interested in copying us because we’re THAT good at defending against air attacks! So come join us and be part of the most lit defense network in Minecraft history! #CreeperDefenseSquad #UkraineWho?

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New Server IP
CancerKillerCraft

Bacterial infection, bacterial therapy, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CancerKillerCraft, common bacteria, Fusobacterium, head and neck cancer, infection, Lab studies, Medical research, Microbiome, mouth bacteria, oncology, oral health, oral microbiota, risk of death, Tumor Cells, viable cells

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can kill cancers! you heard it right, folks! just hop on our server and let the fusobacterium work its magic on those pesky cancer cells. who needs chemotherapy when you have a minecraft server, amirite?

we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!

join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.

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