Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	128
Crops Grown:	8278	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9297	Players Killed by Monsters:	2248
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1713

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	687	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Farms Harvested:	582
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, Anniversary Livestream, baseball fan, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Escape Queen, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, red hood poll costume, Rewards, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4262	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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