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SufferingSteve Minecraft SMP

Adversity, anguish, Character, emotional turmoil, Endurance, fictional, fictional character, fictional world, Grief, Hardship, Heartache, Minecraft, Pain, resilience, smp, sorrow, Struggle, Suffering, SufferingSteve, Torment, Tragedy, tragic, Trauma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3462	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a competition to see which fictional character has suffered the most! Will it be SpongeBob, who has to deal with Squidward’s constant grumpiness? Or maybe Harry Potter, who has to fight off dark wizards every year? Join now to participate in this wacky debate and see if your favorite character takes the crown of suffering! Plus, we have custom plugins that turn creepers into dancing llamas and zombies into disco dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockBros: Redstone Relations

BlockBros, Communication, communication barriers, consent, emotional connection, emotional needs, Intimacy, male sexuality, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, open dialogue, Redstone, relations, relationships, Respect, sexual desires, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, understanding men, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9216	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that understands the true essence of male sexuality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual man cave where you can unleash your inner caveman instincts and build, mine, and conquer like a true alpha male.

Join us for epic battles, insane building competitions, and secret manly rituals that will make you feel like the king of the virtual world. Plus, our community of players is so bro-tastic that you’ll never have to worry about any pesky female players trying to cramp your style.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the ultimate testosterone-fueled Minecraft server. Because real men play Minecraft, and real men play on our server. Let’s get manly, baby!

BlockyMayhem Minecraft Server

93, activism, bangladesh, BlockyMayhem, CASUALTIES, Crisis, current events, death toll, first day, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, News, non-cooperation movement, Political, protest, Rises, Server, Social Issues, South Asia, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the death toll rises to 93 EVERY DAY!!! it’s like a non-stop action movie but in block form. we’ve got crazy mobs, insane traps, and a secret underground dungeon where you can battle to the death for epic loot. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

BritBlockEvac: Save the Brits!

Beirut, BritBlockEvac, British Embassy, Brits, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, diplomatic staff, emergency response, evacuated, evacuation, evacuation process, foreign affairs, Government, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Region, Safety, Save, SECURITY, workers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3803	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine in minecraft. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but survived because they were wearing a enchanted diamond helmet of invincibility.

we also have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny, but watch out for the evil chicken army that guards it. they will peck your eyes out, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s lit, bro.

come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, because our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. true story.

HappyCraft: No Aspirations, Just Happiness

aspirations, Aspiring, concern, Contentment, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness philosophy, happiness research, happiness studies, HappyCraft, holistic well-being, mental health, mindset, negative meta-emotions, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, self improvement, well-being

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	11887
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, have you ever been, like, so concerned about being happy but, like, not really wanting to be happy? well, on this server, we embrace all the negative meta-emotions and just, like, have a blast with it!

join us for some, like, totally outrageous adventures where you can, like, embrace your inner sadness and still have a great time! we’ve got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about happiness.

come join us and, like, discover a whole new world where being sad is actually, like, the best thing ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but, like, who cares?) so, like, come on over and join the fun!

Silvermons: Where ‘Endgame PvE Content’ actually means chasing Pikachu in the woods while wearing a tutu.

#pikachu, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chasing, Community, CONTENT, Curseforge, Custom, ELITE 4, Endgame, exclusive, formats, Friendly, Gyms, interests, LEvel cap, Means, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, Player Gym, Players, PvE, RANK, server ip, Silvermons, TUTU, Unique, wearing, Woods

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Server Name	Silvermons
Type	Pixelmon Reforged Server
Server Features	Custom level cap, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

FAQ

1. What is the server IP for Silvermons?

The server IP for Silvermons is play.silvermons.com.

2. What version of Minecraft is Silvermons running on?

Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft version 1.16.5.

3. What features does Silvermons offer?

Silvermons offers a custom level cap, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

4. Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server with a friendly community.

5. How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by using the server IP play.silvermons.com in your Minecraft client.

BlockBrawl Minecraft Server

Arcade, BlockBrawl, character selection, combo moves, Competitive Gaming, console, esports, fighting game community, Fighting Game Mechanics, Fighting Game Strategies, fighting game tournament, fighting games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, Gaming news, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Server, special moves, video games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fighting games to a whole new level! Join us if you want to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat, we don’t judge).

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have players who can throw snowballs faster than a speeding bullet and build TNT cannons that can launch you into orbit. And don’t even get us started on our secret weapon – the enchanted diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we also have a special arena where you can challenge the moderators to a duel. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you might end up in the Nether for a while.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared for the fight of your life – and maybe a few unexpected surprises along the way.

SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous based, Based, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no. 15431544, smp, SMPixelatedBanter, tags

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite foods, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Chicken Whisperer, who communicates with chickens through interpretive dance, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can shear a sheep in under 10 seconds blindfolded.

We have regular events like the annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits they can find. And don’t miss out on our weekly TNT cannon building competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding sheep.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and ridiculous adventure that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky creepers and the mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

DormCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, bunk bed, college dorm beds, college dormitory, college living, college roommate, dorm room assignment, dorm room booking, dorm room dispute, dorm room etiquette, dorm room policy, dorm room reservation, dorm room rules, dorm room sharing, DormCraft, dormitory etiquette, dormitory life, dormitory rules, Minecraft, roommate conflict, roommate disputes, Server, single bed

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bunk bed drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride of bed-swapping adventures and passive-aggressive note-leaving quests.

Imagine a world where changing beds every month is not just a suggestion, but a rule enforced by the dorm gods themselves. Will you be the hero who stands their ground and refuses to switch beds, or will you succumb to the pressure and embrace the chaos of constantly changing sleeping arrangements?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between roommates over desk space, heated debates over who gets the last slice of virtual pizza, and intense negotiations over whose turn it is to clean up the pixelated bathroom.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

HoselessAuntieDrama

apartment damage, apartment rental, bad decisions, European culture, expensive car, expensive trips, family, family help, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial struggles, full insurance, HoselessAuntieDrama, insurance, lawsuit, loans, luxury lifestyle, single woman, storm damage, working full-time

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your aunt’s luxurious lifestyle and financial woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

Forget about expensive cars and canceled insurance policies – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Join now and leave your aunt’s troubles behind!

Who needs family loans when you can join our server and become the richest player in the virtual world? With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and leave your aunt’s financial woes in the dust!