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Blocky Brits

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	8454
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4460
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2285
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Villages Defended:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	61	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5251
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!