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AndroidCraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	747	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	7924
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Sara, the seductive futanari android, on her wild adventures! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Sara’s massive breasts are like ripe watermelons just waiting to be squeezed and fondled. And let’s not forget about her foot-long, super thick member that’s ready to provide overwhelming pleasure to anyone brave enough to handle it!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy characters and embark on outrageous quests. From battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords to building a giant mansion made entirely of cake, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us on this wild ride and let Sara show you a good time in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5349
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1938	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Towns Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7981	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4139
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Boomer Gladness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!