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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6335 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5173 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like living with a family who thinks they can give you workplace advice when they haven’t worked in decades! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and avoiding awkward conversations in the kitchen.
Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries with virtual creepers and zombies, so you’ll be prepared for any real-life situation. Plus, we have a strict “no cleaning carpets after 10 pm” rule, so you can game in peace without any unexpected chores.
Come join us and let off some steam (cleaner) in a world where you can be the boss, even if you’re not a Regional Manager in real life. And remember, on our server, the only huffing and eye-rolling allowed is from the Endermen. See you in the game!
