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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5106 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3317 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
