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Minexile

Economy, FTB, KitPvP, Minecraft Minigames Entertainment Custom games Existing games Gaming Fun Adventure Multiplayer Sandbox Role-playing Survival Creative Building Exploration Mods PVP Economy Community Servers, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of minigames and both custom and existing game modes for endless entertainment.

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of custom and existing mini-games and modes for endless entertainment.

mc.minexile.net

Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

accent, British, chatroom, Chatting, Communication, Connection, Conversation, culture, dialect, england, Essex, Essexs, familiarity, History, Life, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Regional, Server, Slang, Talking, tradition, upbringing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Divine Spears Created:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, cryptic message, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet mystery, meow, message board, message thread, Minecraft, No. 273956961, online anonymity, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online identity, online investigation, online sleuthing, player, smp, User-generated content

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Votes:	1175	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

VanillishCraft SMP

anti-grief, auction house, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, Land Claim, Mob Heads, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Vanilla, VanillishCraft SMP, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8696	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	120	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

Celestial, Chaos, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	98	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Emeralds Found:	1925
Ores Mined:	5755	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	1105
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	242	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.