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LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, Facetious, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, Humorist, Humorous, jest, jocular, jokes, Laughter, lighthearted, LolCraft2021, satire, WHIMSICAL, WIT

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	4911
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3943
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Animals Bred:	77
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9736
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	9195
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Votes:	7956

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising