🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1474 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.
