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Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Potions Brewed:	120	Ores Mined:	1493
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crops Grown:	6484	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ivans Magic Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Curseforge, Enjoy, Explore, FANTASY, FTB, Game, Kingdom, Magic, Medieval, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, packed, PvE, Roleplay, Rush, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2

mk.themyndgame.com:25566

Handsome Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, Communication, compliments, Confidence, Conversation, DATING, emotional connection, flirt, handsome, hello, HORIZON, lonely, looking for love, personal growth, pickup lines, relationships, seeking companionship, self esteem, self improvement, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!

Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelParentGone

abusive relationships, blended families, child behavior, childhood trauma, co parenting, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Healing Process, Honesty, mental health, parenting, PixelParentGone, support system, tantrums, Therapy, truth telling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	6716

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where your ex-partner’s questionable life choices are the main topic of conversation.

Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

WeirdCraft: Digging for Wisdom

bizarre advice, comical advice, Digging, eccentric advice, funny advice, humorous advice, odd advice, offbeat advice, out of the box advice, outlandish advice, peculiar advice, peculiar wisdom, quirky advice, strange advice, uncommon advice, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unique advice, unusual advice, wacky advice, weird advice, WeirdCraft, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8326

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into stand-up comedy routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or to build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonestyCraft: Love and Laughs

Accuracy, being truthful, CHANGE, Communication, expressing desires, Honesty, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty matters, HonestyCraft, hurt, laughs, love, love and honesty, Perception, personal well-being, relationship advice, relationship well-being, romantic couples, study, Truth, worth it

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lol join dis server if u wanna experience da ultimate honesty in ur relationships, like u can be honest bout wanting to build a giant pink castle or wanting to ride a pig into battle. we got a special truth serum plugin dat makes everyone spill their deepest, darkest secrets, like how they secretly love creepers or how they once accidentally killed their best friend’s diamond horse. trust us, being brutally honest on dis server will bring u closer to ur minecraft bae than ever before. so come join us and let the truth set u free (and maybe cause a little drama along the way).

A13 anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, hardcore mode, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!

199.127.62.32:35591

ShadowGrove|SMP

Adventure, crate keys, Custom Plugins, Minecraft, Ranks, rankup progression, ShadowGrove, skins, smp, Survival, weapon models

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4900	Enchantments Applied:	166
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host

Epic Fap Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Epic, erectile dysfunction, Fap, libido, Masturbation, Personal Record, Quest, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual urges

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fapping, come join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!

Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!

Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?

Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Baby Care, Boundaries, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreements, Expectations, family dynamics, gross habits, hand washing, hygiene, Intimacy, Minecraft, newborn care, parenting, parenting challenges, partner behavior, personal hygiene, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Farms Harvested:	740	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is optional and grossness is celebrated! Join us for a wild ride filled with boogers on the walls, unhygienic habits, and dick germs galore!

Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?

So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!