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DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Mines Excavated:	1882	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	234

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4573
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchantments Applied:	68	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!