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Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3069
Magic Items Found:	3086	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	572	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4466	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Votes:	7149	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	7262	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!