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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2115 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re basically admitting you’re a potato. Like, why would you not want to join a server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? We got a secret underground disco party every Friday night, hosted by a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we do every weekend – last time, we found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head!
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is like a mix between Hunger Games and a clown convention, with players riding pigs into battle while wearing tutus. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge the server owner to a rap battle – if you win, you get a pet llama named Larry who spits fire (literally).
So, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a Nether fortress on fire!
