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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4662 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 194 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 458 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
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