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Termina – Towny Wartime: Where stealing your neighbor’s diamonds is just part of the fun!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1862

Server Name	TerminaMC
Website	terminamc.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
IP	TerminaMC.com (Bedrock: 19132 \| Java: 25565)

Overview

Join the Ultimate PvP and Griefing Experience at TerminaMC! Dive into hardcore PvP and raiding, build your empire with Towny warfare, test your skills in exclusive duels, and embrace the thrill of griefing, raiding, and conquering. No pay-to-win, earn everything fairly in this competitive environment. For hardcore PvP lovers only!

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on the server. Raid your enemies, loot their treasures, and leave behind destruction.

Can I protect my land on the server?

Yes, you can protect your land with Towny, but beware that your loot is never truly safe.

Are there specific rules for raiding enemy towns?

You can declare war and raid enemy towns once every 24 hours, even if you’re playing solo.

How can I test my PvP skills on the server?

You can participate in exclusive “Termina Duels” arena to prove your might. Challenge other players, wager your items or currency, and fight for supremacy.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server is not pay-to-win. Every perk and advantage is earned through gameplay only.

Who is the server suitable for?

The server is suitable for hardcore PvP lovers who enjoy the thrill of raiding, hunting, and PvP combat.

Mom Broke My Leg Minecraft Server

accident, Blame, BROKE, broken bones, emotional pain, Fall, family, forgiveness, grudge, healing, injury, leg, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, mom, parents, physical pain, Recovery, Resentment, Server, step dad, Support, TACKLE, Trauma, weak bones

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Are you tired of blaming your weak bones for all your injuries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustration by building a fortress so strong, not even your stepdad’s tackles can break it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden in the game that can give you unbreakable bones – perfect for those intense PVP battles. So come on, join us and show your stepdad who’s boss in the virtual world!

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5232	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Votes:	8654	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Animals Bred:	192	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	17

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	1248	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

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The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.