🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 308 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 125 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1744 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 153 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!