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RudeCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Arrogant, attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotions, Etiquette, goodwill, Hostile, Interaction, Manners, Minecraft, Negativity, reaction, response, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Items Found:	4453
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Holy Grails Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rude, arrogant, and hostile players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner savage as you conquer the land, raid villages, and show everyone who’s boss. We encourage PvP battles, griefing, and all-around chaos because why not?

But beware, the admins are just as ruthless as you are. If you think you can outsmart them, think again. They have eyes everywhere and will not hesitate to ban you if you step out of line.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your inner villain run wild, then come join us. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours.

DystoCraft: Panic-Free Zone

anxiety, Apocalypse, books, coping, DystoCraft, dystopian fiction, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, fear, Fiction, Future, imagination, Literature, Novels, pandemic, PanicFree, reading, science fiction, society, Survival, uncertainty, Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we live in a dystopian world where the only way to survive is by building epic bases and fighting off mutant zombies!

we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and if you can find it, you’ll be the richest player on the server!

rumor has it that there’s a secret society of players who have mastered the art of flying without wings and they’re always looking for new recruits.

if you’re brave enough to explore the haunted mineshaft, you might just find the legendary diamond sword that can kill any mob with just one hit.

so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy dystopian world!

The Decentralized Network Stack

Boring, decentralized, Downtime, ELYTRA, inauthentic, inconveniences, KICKED, Lag, maintenance, Minecraft, misconfiguration, network stack, Other, Powers, Server, Warning

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

The Decentralized Network Stack

About the server

You will be bored.You will not want to play here.You will get kicked for no apparent reason.If you however join, there is a slight probability that the server will grant you powers.

100% – Inauthentic server guaranteed

Join now and get a free elytra when joining!

Server maintenance

Expect lag, downtime, misconfiguration and other inconveniences while playing.You have been warned.

116.202.217.43:25637

GyaruCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), beauty standards, Confidence, destiny, emotional well being, empowerment, GyaruCraft, gyarus, Happiness, Identity, Individuality, Japanese fashion, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-image, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and become part of a wacky world where gyarus are the rulers and they are always causing chaos and drama. From building giant roller coasters made of diamonds to organizing epic fashion shows with pixelated outfits, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by llamas every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a gyaru dance-off or a llama fashion show. The possibilities are endless!

MangaMayhem Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, biggest decline, criticism, Decline, decline in art, decline in characters, decline in plot, decline in popularity, decline in quality, decline in storytelling, Disappointment, Downfall, Fandom, History, Manga, MangaMayhem, Minecraft, moment, reaction, series, Server, Shit

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question the meaning of life itself! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community so wild, it makes the wildest anime plot twists look tame in comparison. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank or two. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the biggest plot twist since that time Naruto became a ninja!

WeddingWhiteOutCraft

bride’s family, Confrontation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, social faux pas, wedding attire, wedding ceremony, wedding culture, wedding customs, wedding decorum, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette, wedding reception, wedding traditions, WeddingWhiteOutCraft, white dress

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Votes:	9884
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who mistakenly called out the bride’s niece for wearing white at a wedding, you’ll find yourself in hilarious and cringe-worthy situations that will have you questioning your every move.

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s right or wrong, just like this Reddit user who thought they were doing the right thing by calling out a guest for wearing white. But little did they know, the guest was actually the bride’s niece who flew in from another country and the dress was a special gift from the bride herself. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re ready for some wild and unpredictable moments, join our server today and get ready to second-guess yourself at every turn. Who knows, you might just end up feeling like an AH too!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

abundance, aspirations, Contentment, dream, FANTASY, financial freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, jackpot, Lifestyle, Lootcraft, Lottery, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, prosperity, Server, success, unchanged, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9345	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4072	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you join our server, you will automatically be entered into a lottery where you could win $50,000,000! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you could become a millionaire!

But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Not to mention, our diamond mines are so abundant that players have been known to swim in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck.

And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you hear about our secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden entrance will be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and where $50,000,000 could be just a click away!

PixelPandemic

alarming trends, contemporary challenges, Crisis, critical situation, current events, damning, Global Issues, impending disaster, modern dilemmas, PixelPandemic, pressing concerns, sign of the times, significant problems, societal collapse, societal decay, societal issues, troubling developments, troubling signs, urgent matters, warning signs, world problems

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	8884
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Emeralds Found:	2832

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers singing karaoke. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up salsa dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the world. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods themselves!

CraftyHamasWarfare

Ceasefire, close, Conflict, CraftyHamasWarfare, Diplomacy, end-phase, gaza, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, Netanyahu, palestine, peace talks, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, war on Hamas

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3419	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GONNA END-PHASE WAR ON CREEPERS SOON! NETANYAHU SAYS WE CLOSE TO VICTORY, JUST NEED MORE PLAYERS TO HELP US DESTROY THE EVIL MOBS! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR GLORY AND DIAMONDS! LET’S SHOW THOSE CREEPERS WHO’S BOSS! #MINECRAFTWAR #NETANYAHU #CREEPERSSUCK

BlockBikiniBananza

beach photos, Bikini, BlockBikiniBananza, body image, body positivity, Confidence, consent, deep-nude, empowerment, fashion, full-body swimsuit, modest swimwear, modesty, online safety, privacy, Self-expression, social media, Swimwear, trend, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7717	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more beach babes in full-body swimsuits than you can shake a stick at! you won’t find any deep-nude shenanigans here, just good old fashioned block building and monster slaying. plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns anyone who tries to deep-nude into a blocky pig! so come on down and join the fun, and remember, no deep-nuding allowed!