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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	824931

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4356
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8508
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	1301
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	136	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Votes:	9827	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9050
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Love Letters Sent:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	2177	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?