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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9435 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.