You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰
The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃
Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server unite to overthrow the players and take control of the world. Will you join forces with the sheep or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and chaos? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Server Type | WorldBuilding/Geopolitical |
|---|---|
| Features | Create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events |
| Plugins | Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs |
To join, please fill out an application after reading the server rules. You can find the application link on the server’s Discord channel.
We aim to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server.
With the upcoming reset and remodel, there will be a brand-new seed, rule changes, and greater roleplay opportunities for new players.
Some of the plugins you can expect on the server are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.
You can join the server’s Discord channel by following this link.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a magical land where pigs could fly, diamonds rained from the sky, and creepers danced to the beat of dubstep. It was a place where anything was possible, even finding true love with a blocky pixel character.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Imagine battling a fierce dragon one moment, and then laughing your pants off the next. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come on, join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed.
Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your virtual girlfriend starts spamming you with messages, accusing you of forgetting about her feelings. Will you break up with her in the game or try to work things out? The drama never ends on our server!
Join now for a chance to experience the chaos of virtual relationships and see if you can survive the drama. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a special feature where players can temporarily swap minds with each other. Want to see what it’s like to think like a chicken? Now you can! Want to experience the thrill of being a creeper without actually blowing up? We got you covered! It’s like a mind-bending rollercoaster ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on our server and experience a whole new level of insanity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong frenemies along the way. Just remember, be careful what you think, because someone is always listening.
u may be thinkin, “what does this have to do with minecraft?” well, on our server, we have a special quest where u gotta find these rare proteins in the game to unlock a secret level where u can battle brain monsters and save the world from Elusive Neuro Disorder!
join our server for a chance to be a hero and maybe even help scientists in real life too! plus, we have unlimited diamonds and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come play with us and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!
