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Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bottoms, a group of players who have mastered the art of building entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret handshake involving a diamond pickaxe and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

SuomiCraft: Where Vikings and Creepers Collide

Adventure, arctic circle, collide, CREEPERS, culture, Exploration, finland, folklore, Hiking, Lapland, Live your myth, mythological creatures, Nature, Nordic, northern lights, reindeer, sauna, Scandinavian, skiing, storytelling, SuomiCraft, travel, Vikings, Wilderness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where reindeers roam freely, saunas are on every corner, and the Northern Lights dance in the sky every night. Yes, we’re talking about Finland – in Minecraft form!

Join our server and embark on quests to find the legendary Moomin creatures, build your own igloo village, and challenge other players to a wife-carrying competition . Don’t forget to visit the Angry Birds theme park and ride the rollercoaster made entirely of licorice !

But beware, there are rumors of a giant talking snowman who guards a treasure trove of Nokia phones . Will you have what it takes to defeat him and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the madness of Minecraft Finland!

VShojo+ MineCraft Mayhem

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crops Grown:	8353
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some late-night shenanigans! Join us on an adventure like no other as we explore the virtual world with our VShojo crew!

Imagine mining diamonds with Froot, building epic structures with GEEGA, and battling mobs with Haruka. Henya will be there to guide you through the toughest challenges, while Hime will keep you entertained with her hilarious commentary. Kson will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master.

But that’s not all! Kuro will lead you on quests to uncover hidden treasures, Mata will enchant your gear with powerful spells, and Mel will keep the creepers at bay with her incredible skills. Michi will provide endless laughs, Mouse will keep things interesting with her unpredictable antics, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

Join us for a virtual party like no other! Dive into the world of VShojo and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest gaming community on the internet!

WeebCraft360 – Where Minecraft meets Xbox nostalgia!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prove that Xbox 360 is the ultimate console for weebs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

Our server is so lit, even Steve from Minecraft himself plays on it!
We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that if you win, you’ll gain superhuman strength in real life!
We have a pet creeper that tells the funniest jokes while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weeb-tastic world of Minecraft like never before!

DodgingCraft: Where You Can Redpill Your Enemies!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1782
Emeralds Found:	774	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like pretending to break your arm for sympathy! Imagine the laughs you’ll have as you walk around with a fake cast, fooling everyone into thinking you’re a helpless cripple. And hey, if anyone questions your injury, just show them your totally legit medical paper from a bribed doctor. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and start living your best fake injury life! #MinecraftGoals #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

LOLmegaCraft – The Ultimate Block Busters

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	249	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of battling Final Omega Strikers in epic showdowns that will test your skills and courage! – Dive into a world filled with emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind! – Get the latest scoop on balance patches and new characters like Mako, who will shake up the game like never before! – Watch replays of our legendary /omg/ Cup tournaments, where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights! – Check your rank and stats to see how you stack up against the competition, and track your match history to relive your greatest victories! – Explore our custom games sheet and Aggie archive for even more madness and mayhem!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CockyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, Just Your Building Skills!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Votes:	2646	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.

Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!

Crafty Gamers: Bet 2 Win

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! 🎲💰 Join us and you could be like our player who bet a whopping 2.5K on a single hand of baccarat today! Who needs diamonds when you can win big in our virtual casino? 🃏💎

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that can slay any mob with a single swipe! ⚔️💎

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of high stakes gambling and intense PvP battles like never before! Who knows, you might just become the richest and most powerful player in all of Minecraft! 💰🔥

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3447
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join boreway? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and snout-tastic skills.

– We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited riches and chicken nuggets for life.

– Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare enchanted items. But be warned, he has some killer moves that will blow you away (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join boreway today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LiverCraft: Where You Only Get 2 Lives!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have ONLY 2 LIVERS left! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Our audience here rivals Hololive’s last year Fes stage concert. That’s right, we have virtual idols cheering you on as you mine and build your way to victory. And guess what? Nijisanji keeps on winning in every competition we host on this server. So if you want to be a part of this epic showdown of virtual talents and Minecraft skills, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual idol performing live in-game. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

Blockheads R Us: No Artists Allowed!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6433
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land where unicorns roamed freely and rainbows filled the sky, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was so wild, so crazy, that artists and writers were banned because their creativity just couldn’t handle the madness.

But fear not, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest of players can survive the chaos that awaits. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re ready to embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, we don’t need humans on this server – only the craziest of gamers need apply.