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Blocky Bounty Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Night Skies:	3
Votes:	8084	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of top hats that control the entire server. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Topman, you will be granted access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the Topman is a sneaky little bugger who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

5 kids, abortion, Abuse, adoption, AITAH, babysit, condoms, CousinCraft, custody, deadbeat father, DEBT, dependents, family member, Hungry, hypocritical, judgmental, loaning money, Minecraft, Server, single mother, Stability, utility shut off, Vacations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	900	Mines Excavated:	3784
Emeralds Found:	6321	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RejectedTruthCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Potions Brewed:	94
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the existence of flying pigs! That’s right, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, leaving a trail of bacon behind them. But be careful, because these bacon-wielding pigs are not to be messed with – they have a taste for revenge!

If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!

Was Was Wacky World

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	160
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da most epic adventure of ur life. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and creepers doin the cha-cha slide. u can build ur own castle made out of marshmallows and ride a llama into battle against evil villagers.

we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself shows up to breakdance. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots.

so come on down to dis server where the only limit is ur imagination, and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandpa was a total legend in dat minecraft server.”

Alstroe Craft

Alstroe Craft, Buy, Community, compete, Cracked, Economy, Friends, friendship, Land, Leaderboards, loyalty, MCMMO, Minecraft, Perks, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Sell, Server, Socialize, Survival, Tokens, Trade, Vote System

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Alstroe Craft is a survival Minecraft server dedicated to providing every player with the best possible gameplay experience. The name of this server is derived from the Alstroemeria flower, which stands for loyalty and friendship. Our goal all along is to establish a community where people can socialize, compete, and most importantly, make new friends from all around the world.

SERVER FEATURES

play.alstroecraft.com

Dawncraft: Where friends become enemies and enemies become friends (but seriously, NO PvP!)

Bosses, Classes, Combat, DawnCraft, Discord, dragons, enemies, EU server, Friends, INFORMATION, Modded, Mounts, NA server, New server, Ping, PvE, PvP, Questline, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, strict rules

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Server Name:	BAHAMUT
Server Type:	PVP/PVE Free play
Region:	France
Modpack Used:	Dawncraft with Swashbucklers and Ice and Fire additions
Special Features:	Bigger Scaled Ships that are functional Tamable Dragons, Drakes, and other Mounts RPG Concept/Feel with chooseable classes at the start Epic Fight Combat Soulslike Bosses Questline that’s actually fun to play And many more with 250+ mods
Discord Server:	Join BAHAMUT Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. When was the server started?

The server started approximately yesterday and is fairly new.

2. What is the server’s primary focus?

The server is focused on PVP/PVE gameplay with a free play style and avoids strict roleplay rules.

3. What are some of the key features of the server modpack?

Some key features include bigger scaled ships, tamable dragons, RPG elements with select classes, epic fight combat, soulslike bosses, and immersive questlines.

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please read the # Information Channel on the Discord server provided in the link above.

5. Is the server accessible for players outside of the France region?

Yes, players have reported regular ping even from different regions, so the France location should not deter international players from joining.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	1711	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4409
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	267
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is filled with the finest Latina ass and pussy you’ve ever seen – and no, we’re not talking about mobs, we’re talking about our players! Join us for a wild and spicy adventure as you explore our world filled with sexy señoritas and caliente chicas. Build your own empire and conquer the hearts of our lovely Latina ladies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a fiesta like no other!

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8517	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can post your girl and watch her get transformed into all sorts of crazy stuff! Want to see her in xray nude or turned into a porn star? We’ve got you covered with options like facial, anal, bondage, ass spread, legs spread, pissing, lingerie, and more!

But wait, there’s more! If your pic is questionable or just plain bad, we’ll skip it. We only want the best for our players, after all. And if our transformations get you feeling some type of way, don’t be shy – come back and let us know how it makes you feel!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky time unlike any other Minecraft experience out there. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world we’ve created!

BalconyBallBounceWarfare

apartment, BALCONY, BalconyBallBounceWarfare, Boundaries, Communication, Community, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, disturbance, Empathy, Frustration, kicking, neighbors, Night shift, noise, parenting, Sleep, soccer ball, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	7816	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being constantly disturbed by noisy neighbors? Do you dream of a peaceful night’s sleep without the sound of a soccer ball bouncing off your walls? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your own quiet paradise!

Join us and experience the joy of keeping a soccer ball hostage on your virtual balcony, away from the relentless knocking of a persistent child. Build your dream home, complete with soundproof walls and a roof that can withstand any soccer ball impact. Sleep soundly knowing that you are the master of your own domain, free from disturbances and interruptions.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to peaceful nights filled with uninterrupted slumber. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to a good night’s sleep?

LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.