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WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	9257	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

BTFO, developers, devs, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, HILL, Horror, horror games, Like.., Lovers, Minecraft, original, remake, SILENT, Silent Hill, silent hill 2, Silent Hill 2 remake, Silent Hill Remake, Silent Hill series, smp, survival horror, survival horror games, video game developers, video games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	753
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8288	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8767
Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	77
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8617
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	8815
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Star Shards Collected:	105
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!