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Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

back and forth, Cage, Choreographed, classic, cliche spot, cucks, fighting spirit, fourth-wall break, marked out, match, Minecraft, no selling, ospreay, Outsmarted, physical competition, postmodern era, scripted, SELLING, smp, Spotfest, subverts, Technical

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Animals Bred:	118
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Crafty Seagal’s Minecraft Server”

#endorsement, Action Movies, active wrestlers, Actor, aikido, Crafty, favorite wrestler, Hollywood, late 80’s, marked out, Martial Arts, Minecraft, ppv appearance, realistic guesses, Seagals, Server, steven seagal, Steven Seagal career, Steven Seagal fans, Steven Seagal films, Steven Seagal interview, Steven Seagal movies, tough guy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Emeralds Found:	8098	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that even Steven Seagal himself would endorse? Picture this: Steven Seagal logging on, ready to take on the virtual world with his martial arts skills. He’s looking for a wrestler to team up with, and on our server, he finds the perfect match.

In the late 80s, Steven Seagal would have been marking out for none other than Macho Man Randy Savage. Imagine the epic battles they would have had in the ring, or in this case, in the Minecraft world.

But fast forward to today, and Steven Seagal’s favorite wrestler would have to be none other than John Cena. Just picture it – Steven Seagal and John Cena teaming up to take on all challengers in our Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the excitement and hilarity of a Minecraft server that even Steven Seagal would approve of. Who knows, you might even run into him in the virtual world, ready to kick some blocky butt.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Animals Bred:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.

MytharaCraft

Active owner, Adventure, All Versions Supported, Builder, Chest Protections, Community, community-driven, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Earth, Earth Map, Earth Towny, Economy, leader, Live Map, minecraft server, Mining world, MytharaCraft, Survival, Towny, towny adventure, Towny Plugin, trader..

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Farms Harvested:	910
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Emeralds Found:	5199	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to MytharaCraft: An Earth Towny Adventure! Embark on an epic journey in MytharaCraft, a unique Earth Towny Minecraft server where you can explore a meticulously crafted 1:500 scale replica of our planet. Create your own town or join an existing nation, forge alliances, and engage in a vibrant community-driven economy.

Key Features: Real-World Map, Towny Plugin, Dynamic Economy, No Pay2Win, Cross-Platform, All Versions Supported, Mining World, Active Owner, Chest Protections, Live Map, No Earth Resets Join MytharaCraft today and be a part of a dynamic community where adventure and creativity know no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a savvy trader, or an ambitious leader, there’s a place for you in the world of MytharaCraft. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVICE. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.

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Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

3d, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist Towny, Community, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, doesnt, Dorado, Economy, GSit, matter, Nations, netherite, Roleplay, smp, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	8009
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

RadioheadCraft Server

Alternative, Band, Jonny Greenwood, Listening, long tail, Music, Radiohead, RadioheadCraft, Rock, Server, Thom Yorke

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds while listening to the same old boring music? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we only listen to Radiohead while we build and explore! Why? Because nothing gets your creative juices flowing like Thom Yorke’s haunting voice and Jonny Greenwood’s sick guitar riffs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the creepers and skeletons go to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Just be careful not to eat too many or you might turn into a pig.

So come join us on our Radiohead-infused Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Let’s get crafting, baby!

SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP

appealing, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, body image, body positivity, charming, Confidence, cute, desirable, handsome, Masculinity, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-perception, Sexy, skinny boys, SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP, slender, Thin, thin men

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a skinny boy who doesn’t realize how cute and sexy they are! We believe in boosting self-esteem through pixelated adventures and building epic structures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.

FosterCraft: Midnight Rescue Fail

Fail, foster care, foster care challenges, foster care compassion, foster care experience, foster care journey, foster care love, foster care stories, foster care struggles, foster care success, foster care support, foster care system, foster child, foster family, foster home, foster parenting, foster placement, foster system, FosterCraft, juvenile detention, midnight, rescue, runaway teen, troubled youth

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like the time we took in a rebellious player named Olivia who kept running away and causing chaos. We tried to help her, but she just couldn’t stop causing trouble. Eventually, we had to let her go, but she came back begging for another chance. We had to call in the virtual police to handle the situation, and let’s just say things got wild.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual foster care gone wrong, with a side of Minecraft madness. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

OverratedCitySMP – WhySoHyped?

city life, city rankings, city tourism, crowded cities, disappointing cities, expensive cities, must-visit cities, overhyped cities, overrated attractions, overrated city, overrated destinations, overrated experiences, overrated landmarks, OverratedCitySMP, popular cities, tourist destinations, tourist hotspots, tourist scams, tourist traps, travel, urban living, WhySoHyped

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old cities with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Forget about overrated cities in the real world, come join us and experience the thrill of building your own wacky city filled with giant rainbow unicorns, talking trees, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!