Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Crafty Seagal’s Minecraft Server”

#endorsement, Action Movies, active wrestlers, Actor, aikido, Crafty, favorite wrestler, Hollywood, late 80’s, marked out, Martial Arts, Minecraft, ppv appearance, realistic guesses, Seagals, Server, steven seagal, Steven Seagal career, Steven Seagal fans, Steven Seagal films, Steven Seagal interview, Steven Seagal movies, tough guy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that even Steven Seagal himself would endorse? Picture this: Steven Seagal logging on, ready to take on the virtual world with his martial arts skills. He’s looking for a wrestler to team up with, and on our server, he finds the perfect match.

In the late 80s, Steven Seagal would have been marking out for none other than Macho Man Randy Savage. Imagine the epic battles they would have had in the ring, or in this case, in the Minecraft world.

But fast forward to today, and Steven Seagal’s favorite wrestler would have to be none other than John Cena. Just picture it – Steven Seagal and John Cena teaming up to take on all challengers in our Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the excitement and hilarity of a Minecraft server that even Steven Seagal would approve of. Who knows, you might even run into him in the virtual world, ready to kick some blocky butt.

SleepyPainterFixer

aita, bad paint, bad painter, basement painting, correcting mistakes, Divorce, ex, fixing mistakes, former contractor, loving spouse, mean behavior, painting disaster, pick up daughter, Redecorating, repainting, SleepyPainterFixer, talent for painting, trim cutting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9441
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will paint a beautiful picture of fun and adventure? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more laughs than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.

So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.

UnraisedMC SMP

arrogance, bad attitude, Behavior, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., dysfunctional upbringing, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Family Values, Inappropriate Behavior, lack of consideration, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of manners, lack of respect, Manners, poor social skills, poor upbringing, rudeness, smp, UnraisedMC, upbringing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

If they don’t play on our Minecraft SMP, obviously! Our server is where all the misfits and troublemakers come together to cause chaos and mayhem. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

FunFactCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and are always looking for new players to join their wacky adventures! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who possess the rare “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny.” So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the llama’s hidden riches!

Pokrovsk PvP Minecraft Server

battle, Combat, Conflict, counterattacking, Defense, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Mission, offensive, Operation, outside, Pokrovsk, PvP, Reinforcements, reinforcements deployed, resistance, Server, soldiers, strategy, Troops, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Votes:	6246
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the ukrainian reinforcements are counterattacking outside pokrovsk just to get a piece of the action? well, u found the right place! this server is so crazy, the mobs have started forming their own armies and are planning to take over the world! but don’t worry, we have epic weapons and armor to help u fight them off. plus, our community is so awesome, u will never feel alone. so come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Eden’s Hunger Games Server

79 pounds, Captivity, Conflict, Eden Yerushalmi, Edens, extremism, games, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, international relations, Israel, KIDNAPPING, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Political, Server, starvation, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ores Mined:	6221

so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.

What is the IP for Joe Bart VODs Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	3437
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Joe Bart VODs is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining and skillful gameplay in a variety of video games. With a loyal fanbase and engaging personality, Joe Bart VODs consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more. Whether he’s dominating the competition in a competitive multiplayer match or embarking on an epic single-player adventure, Joe Bart VODs always brings his A-game and entertains fans with his infectious energy and humor.

ShroomLite

1.19-1.21, BeansONtheSide, building, Chill, designated builder, discord url, first server, Fresh, KitPvP, Parkour, Plugins, server spawn, Smooth, smooth playing experience, smp, Staff, Survival, Trippy, unique vibe, US West servers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

If your looking for a fresh server with aa unique vibe, come check us out, we pretty chill. Trippy Server ~_~ We are also looking for staff that would wanna help out! We host SMP, KitPvP, and working on parkour stuff. We’ve been working really hard on the server and I assure you, you cannot find our worlds on the internet. We’ve been spending a lot of time building everything for the server, thanks to our designated builder – BeansONtheSide. I myself have been working really hard to get all the plugins right for the server to feel fresh and smooth. Our servers are US West servers, with 30 ping. We try our best to give a smooth playing experience, yet this being my first server. Give us a try! Also discord URL in server spawn! Note: Supporting 1.19-1.21

mc.shroomlite.me

Sierra Network

1.16.5, 1.20.6, Emek, Sierra Network, Skyblock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

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oyna.sierranw.com

WHO WILL ENTER DS THAT OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Chaos, Clans, classic, community-driven, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, mmo, No bans, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, Non-Reset, online gaming, op, open access, open world, persistent world, Pirate, player freedom, Player vs Player, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Survival, Unrestricted, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6541
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.129:2000

Minecraft Kingdom of Zilla: Where swords clash, kingdoms rise, and mobs level up faster than you can say ‘Brews!’

Brews, Castles, Chest Shops, clash, defense building, Discord, Factions, Faster, feudalistic, gameplay guide, join requirements, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Knights, LEVEL, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, mobs, proximity-based voice chat, real boats, Rise, Roleplay, RPG mob leveling, Swords, tactical planning, trade guilds, Vikings, Whitelist, zilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7516	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Feature	Description
Different medieval faction types	Kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore	Written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system	Based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats	You can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VJ2_0upgUloglrhO2lp9MyMOgRhGSY0ngVstraeIgaI/edit?usp=sharing

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: https://discord.gg/VdcgzxGsrJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, you need to join our Discord server and follow the instructions to be whitelisted.
Are mods required to join?	No, mods are not required to join ZillaSMP.
How big is the map?	ZillaSMP features a 20k by 20k sized map.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, players can create their own kingdoms within ZillaSMP.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed within certain rules and guidelines.

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