Mark Sisson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mines Excavated:	3586	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	95	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Crops Grown:	7407
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2313
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Farms Harvested:	611
Mines Excavated:	4785	Void Armor Forged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2620
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3493	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	848520	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.