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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6048 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
