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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8510 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!
So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!