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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2584 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7087 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-floss this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a magical unicorn mount. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. If you can out-chow this crispy carnivore, you’ll be granted the power of infinite bacon for the rest of your days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for bacon!