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Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

FridgeSpaceSplit Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment living issues, budgeting, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food boundaries, food storage, fridge space, FridgeSpaceSplit, grocery shopping, household responsibilities, Minecraft, nyc living, organization, personal space, rent sharing, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, shared living spaces, subleasing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	5701

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of sharing a fridge with roommates who don’t understand the importance of food organization? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your own virtual fridge shelf all to yourself! No more worrying about someone else eating your virtual food or taking up your virtual space.

Join us and experience the thrill of having complete control over your virtual food storage. No more arguments about water filters or fridge door space – it’s all yours to customize however you want. And the best part? You don’t even have to worry about roaches getting into your virtual food because our server is bug-free!

So come on over and claim your virtual fridge shelf today. Who knew organizing food could be so fun and drama-free? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

PerspectiveShiftMC

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	New Chunks Explored:	504643
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Have you ever had a moment in Minecraft that changed your perspective on the blocky world forever? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting and mining!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding a secret underground village filled with diamond-clad villagers who speak in rhymes and riddles. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can shear it without getting kicked in the face.

But beware, for our server is also home to the notorious Ender Chicken, a foul beast that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and emerge victorious?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your perspective forever changed!

ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

2bn, Arctic resources, Arctic security, ArcticCraft, Boost, Defense, denmark, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government spending, Greenland, international relations, Investment, Military, national security, Nordic countries, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial expansion, trump

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

Fool’s Errand Server: Misaligned Mobs

Accountability, algorithmic accountability, alignment, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, Controlling, deep learning, Errand, Ethics, Fairness, fool’s errands, Fools, interpretability, large language models, machine learning, misaligned, mobs, model governance, neural networks, nlp, proof, responsible AI, Server, transparency

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.

join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!

Yolo | You only live once server minecraft

adequate community, beautiful design, Community, design, Discord, good plugins, Hosting, humor, Minecraft, Plugins, private server, Server, stable TPS, tps, well-tuned discord, yolo, You only live once

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

? Yolo – You Only Live Once

? Our private minecraft server – Yolo

Let’s tell you why you should go to our private server with unusual plugins:

1. Humor and most importantly adequate community;

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4. A well -tuned discord server

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5. Beautiful design

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Blossoms of War, Like Flames 1.20.6

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	238050
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to impregnate Natsue An (not really, but wouldn’t that be wild?). Our server is like a holy shrine dedicated to her divine figure, with child-bearing hips that will make you drop to your knees in worship (not literally, please don’t do that).

We offer a unique experience where you can commit more war crimes than every Kichijoji in Sumomomomomomomogaoka history (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Listen to Natsue An’s moans as you build your Minecraft empire and let your imagination run wild (within reason, of course).

Suckle at her motherly bosom (metaphorically, please) and let her juche milk inspire your creativity in the game. Our server is louder than ten thousand radio announcements, with a community that is as passionate as you are about Natsue An (maybe not that passionate, but close).

So come join us, and let’s build a world where Natsue An’s twintails can hit you with love and where you can retire after raising twenty-seven virtual children together. It’s the perfect escape from reality, where you can let your wildest fantasies come to life (in Minecraft, of course).

Work Woes & Minecraft Bros

Boundaries, bros, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional support, Empathy, feeling hurt, feeling left out, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner dynamics, personal struggles, Reassurance, relationship problems, seeking help, small business owners, Support, woes, work, work stress

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	358
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama and misunderstandings in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real-life problems! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the stress and just focus on building and exploring.

Just like in this crazy story, you can navigate through challenging situations and learn how to communicate better with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend or SO in our virtual world!

Don’t be the “asshole” in your relationships, join our server and let off some steam in a fun and lighthearted environment. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoRedFlags4Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6379	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

OMG guys, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found! So, like, this server is so lit because they only let in people who can do a sick dance move IRL before joining. Like, if you can’t do the floss or the worm, you’re outta luck, bro. But wait, it gets even better – they have this rule where you have to speak in pig Latin the whole time you’re playing. It’s so random and hilarious, I can’t even deal. Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. I know, right? It’s like a whole other level of weirdness. So, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and have a blast with a bunch of goofballs, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ComedyCraft: The Worst Jokester

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6535
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old jokes that make you groan instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comedy club of the gaming world! Join us and experience the hilarity of building a giant statue of a chicken telling bad jokes, or participating in our weekly stand-up comedy open mic night where players roast each other with puns and dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary comedian Steve the Sheep, who once made a creeper laugh so hard it exploded into a million pieces. Rumor has it that if you can make Steve laugh, he’ll give you the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds in the game. So come on down and join us for a laugh riot like no other!