🔥mario would you rather Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Melon Madness: Where Big Fruits Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you melon lovers out there! We have the biggest, juiciest melons you’ve ever seen in Minecraft – and we’re not just talking about the fruit!

Join our server for a chance to explore our melon-themed world, where everything from the buildings to the mobs are shaped like melons. Want to ride a giant melon pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about diving into a pool of melon juice to replenish your health? Yup, we’ve got that too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Melon King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat him in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a crown made entirely of melons – the ultimate status symbol in our melon-obsessed world.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a melon-tastic adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer melon madness that awaits you!

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Potions Brewed:	133	Star Shards Collected:	283
Farms Harvested:	948	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	7007	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchantments Applied:	73
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	1031
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ores Mined:	9570	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	1059	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9758
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Ultimate mario would you rather Minecraft Servers